Tag Archives: Star Wars

“I wish I could like peanuts. I just can’t. Like, they make me die.”

“A vomit on words”

“A crabby tuft on Bigfoot’s face”

“I would never disrespect a lighter so as to use one for anything other than doing drugs”

“If you ever eat a banana that’s especially large, it’s a little bit emasculating.”

“From a dog whistle to a whale fart, and everything in between”

“It’s not a spit take it’s a spit give”

“Hot Claus”

“I stopped giving shits two weeks ago. That is why I am speaking to you in this doctor’s office.”