“The best we can hope for from racists and idiots is that maybe in 150 years they’ll be really good at partying”
“I do not put those on like Iron Man – as my strong suit”
“Rabbit Hutch and Panic Hatch: Attorneys at Law”
“I feel exquisitely blessed and fabulous”
“If you look in the back room there’s a bunch of komodo dragons licking enormous paper mache scrotums.”
“I stopped giving shits two weeks ago. That is why I am speaking to you in this doctor’s office.”
Got plans tonight? Now you do! Call that date of yours and tell him/her it’s off. Something more important just came up.