Tag Archives: SNL

“Cameras pointed at empty chairs and deviled eggs”

“My to-do list is to make a to-do list and I’m going to cross that off and go to sleep.”

“Hot Claus”

“Please tell Mr. Slippywitz that he left his shark at the party and so we ate it.”

“Miley Cyrus is like a weird frequency of human… that we don’t need.”

“Everyone who you offended gets to stand in line and punch you in the balls. And if you don’t have balls by the end it, that’s your own fault. You should have thought of that.”