Tag Archives: Skype
“Imagine if Hitler threw around more ‘gosh darnit’s and ‘dang it, y’all’s”
“What is a stack of papers but a sandwich, really?”
“Take a bottle of chill pills. You can’t overdose on them.”
“I’m here to build bridges that go underwater… so they’re not really bridges. They’re just ramps.”
“Nothing should be called head cheese”
“Some people call it a perfume of musk. Some people call it a fart.”
“William Shatner is like one of those self-inflatable things on an airplane. If the ‘80s crashed then William Shatner flew out of it and is saving lives by inflating himself. Slowly. And automatically.”
“Punishingly ironic”
“How else am I supposed to pilot a vehicle properly without gauntlets!?”