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“The best we can hope for from racists and idiots is that maybe in 150 years they’ll be really good at partying”

“Nothing should be called head cheese”

“A mobius of impractical clothing. How do I put this shirt on? There’s no inside or outside! It’s a bunch of sleeves wrapped in on one another.”

“What did you just sentence to me?”

“From a dog whistle to a whale fart, and everything in between”

“Hot Claus”