Tag Archives: Michael Jackson

“Easter’s just the more pastel Halloween”

“I’m going to get a tongue surgically installed in my butt so I can find out what that asshole is saying.”

“Sir Reginald Excellence Tallmaster Commodore 64”

“I’m on a David Bowie-sized quarter roll”

“We turned wolves into pugs and bullshits”

“Hot Claus”

“Yeah I’d rather just eat pizza. Could I do that? I hope that that’s your advice. I’m already doing that.”