Tag Archives: Michael Jackson

“The best we can hope for from racists and idiots is that maybe in 150 years they’ll be really good at partying”

“Easter’s just the more pastel Halloween”

“I’m going to get a tongue surgically installed in my butt so I can find out what that asshole is saying.”

“Sir Reginald Excellence Tallmaster Commodore 64”

“I’m on a David Bowie-sized quarter roll”

“We turned wolves into pugs and bullshits”

“Hot Claus”

“Yeah I’d rather just eat pizza. Could I do that? I hope that that’s your advice. I’m already doing that.”