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“If you think we can make a good net to catch a dolphin, imagine how good a net a dolphin could make to catch a person.”

“Hot Claus”

“I stopped giving shits two weeks ago. That is why I am speaking to you in this doctor’s office.”

“I did the math using common core and, from what I can tell, you owe me seven tomatoes and also four tomatoes and two tomatoes and six tomatoes.”