Tag Archives: Justin Timberlake

“May I expose these truths that happen to be in my pants?”

“Damn knitters changing the color of the neighborhood

“I’m not just ready… I was BORN premature.”

“My to-do list is to make a to-do list and I’m going to cross that off and go to sleep.”

“I don’t blame jokes for being jokes I blame douchebags for taking them seriously”

“Hot Claus”

“So I see in the back of the shop what appears to be a human bag of douche shaking its head at me”