Tag Archives: Hillary Clinton

“I’m not just ready… I was BORN premature.”

“Loose Stools n Such: Shit Your Ass Down”

“Crystal Meth Clear”

“We’re building more walls. We’re building a maze!”

“What did you just sentence to me?”

“If you really want to help Charlie Sheen, give him a cure for Charlie Sheen.”

“If you ever eat a banana that’s especially large, it’s a little bit emasculating.”

“Does that beard come with automatic windows?”

“Please tell Mr. Slippywitz that he left his shark at the party and so we ate it.”

“How are you, Tedworth?” … “I’m jotally tacked!”