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“You and the capitol need to get way better doors”

“More guns, exponentially. I think that we should give guns guns. There should be little guns that guns can hold… And in that sense, I think that there should be guns that hold us.”

“Rocking out 24/7 till the break of dawn”

“From a dog whistle to a whale fart, and everything in between”

“Let’s get all the bitches straight!”

“I stopped giving shits two weeks ago. That is why I am speaking to you in this doctor’s office.”

“I don’t know anything about Jews.” “I think they came from space. And then they built the pyramids.”