Tag Archives: Dominos
“I’m gonna teach you cancer… soooo hard.”
“I’m going to rob from myself and give to the comfortably employed“
“Mulligans are for golfers and hobos”
“You probably catch as many or more flies with turds than you do with honey.”
“If you ever eat a banana that’s especially large, it’s a little bit emasculating.”
“A lot of small splashes and neanderthals falling at the end of round 2”
“Miley Cyrus is like a weird frequency of human… that we don’t need.”