Tag Archives: Chris Rock

“I’m here to build bridges that go underwater… so they’re not really bridges. They’re just ramps.”

“William Shatner is like one of those self-inflatable things on an airplane. If the ‘80s crashed then William Shatner flew out of it and is saving lives by inflating himself. Slowly. And automatically.”

“Loose Stools n Such: Shit Your Ass Down”