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“Some people call it a perfume of musk. Some people call it a fart.”

“He’s telling you what he doesn’t know what he’s doing and he’s doing things what he doesn’t know what he’s gonna do… in public… and privates. In public AND WITH HIS PRIVATES.”

“A lot of small splashes and neanderthals falling at the end of round 2”

“Cause you’re the kind of person who’s out at the intersection of Nature and Nurture in the middle of a Tuesday, buying one pack of smokes with mostly change. One of the bills was wet. Just one of them.”

“Over here the bubbles just sit on beanbag chairs and flip you off when you ask them to vote.”