Tag Archives: Ben Carson

“Don’t you think most bulls are named ‘Hank’?”

“Crystal Meth Clear”

“Is this what YouTube is now? Your tube?”

“Maybe aliens, when they come down, their ballsacks will look like Balzacs”

“It’s like a pub crawl but for adorable internet memes”

“You’re the one making yourself look like a tiny plastic hamster in your own mind. That’s something YOU need to address.”