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“The best we can hope for from racists and idiots is that maybe in 150 years they’ll be really good at partying”

“Everything will be sophisticated except to the extent that it sounds like a broken retard talking to you”

“You don’t wanna let the boob out of the bag”

“Cause you’re the kind of person who’s out at the intersection of Nature and Nurture in the middle of a Tuesday, buying one pack of smokes with mostly change. One of the bills was wet. Just one of them.”

“Welcome to Earth – Where curling is an olympic sport and wrestling is not.”