Tag Archives: Ashton Kutcher

“I’d like a small dish of cholesterol pellets please and a bowl of tartar soup”

“A mobius of impractical clothing. How do I put this shirt on? There’s no inside or outside! It’s a bunch of sleeves wrapped in on one another.”

“Rabbit Hutch and Panic Hatch: Attorneys at Law”

“Ho down at the hootenanny! She tripped on some poontang!”

“How are you, Tedworth?” … “I’m jotally tacked!”

“You can’t fool me! You’re not two midgets in a trenchcoat, you’re one midget in a jacket. And novelty sunglasses.”