Tag Archives: Adam Sandler

“The best we can hope for from racists and idiots is that maybe in 150 years they’ll be really good at partying”

“I wish I could like peanuts. I just can’t. Like, they make me die.”

“A vomit on words”

“If you think we can make a good net to catch a dolphin, imagine how good a net a dolphin could make to catch a person.”

“If you look in the back room there’s a bunch of komodo dragons licking enormous paper mache scrotums.”

“Yeah I just tore right out of mom. Almost killed us both. It was hilarious.”

“Ho down at the hootenanny! She tripped on some poontang!”

“There are probably pockets of farmers holding guns and just refusing to change their clocks.”