Category Archives: Slam Junk

It’s like a slam dunk, except with balls… wait, so a slam dunk.

“OshKosh B’goshkinazi Jew. They’re the cutest little kids brand.”

“I’m going to rob from myself and give to the comfortably employed“

“May I expose these truths that happen to be in my pants?”

“I’ll be down pantly”

“Nothing should be called head cheese”

“Swollmate”

“Easter’s just the more pastel Halloween”

“Some people call it a perfume of musk. Some people call it a fart.”

“It’s gonna be adorable and fragile”