Category Archives: Podcast
“You and the capitol need to get way better doors”
“Don’t fan the farts”
“Is ‘Bogarting’ an Olympic sport now? No. It’s not.”
“The vertical mouse is the lizard mouse is the slap mouse”
“Imagine if Hitler threw around more ‘gosh darnit’s and ‘dang it, y’all’s”
“Ernest Goes to Thanksgiving”
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and then wish into your wishing hand that you hadn’t shat into your shitting hand.”
“Don’t you think most bulls are named ‘Hank’?”
“You’re putting little pieces of words in my mouth!”