Category Archives: Fur Cereal

Sometimes real shit hits the silly fan

“I’m going to get a tongue surgically installed in my butt so I can find out what that asshole is saying.”

“A mobius of impractical clothing. How do I put this shirt on? There’s no inside or outside! It’s a bunch of sleeves wrapped in on one another.”

“Sir Reginald Excellence Tallmaster Commodore 64”

“Get the ol’ face holes primed”

“Damn knitters changing the color of the neighborhood

“I hold dinners and balls”

“Ladies’ nipples are hot and men’s hairy nipples are not”

“This information is a vegetable. I will not be digesting it at all, in that case.”

“I’m not just ready… I was BORN premature.”

“I’m on a David Bowie-sized quarter roll”