Category Archives: Fur Cereal

Sometimes real shit hits the silly fan

“Damn knitters changing the color of the neighborhood

“I hold dinners and balls”

“Ladies’ nipples are hot and men’s hairy nipples are not”

“This information is a vegetable. I will not be digesting it at all, in that case.”

“I’m not just ready… I was BORN premature.”

“I’m on a David Bowie-sized quarter roll”

“I’m not sure how I could be sure of anything… since I am a lie.”

“We’re building more walls. We’re building a maze!”

“We know about the birds and the bees, but then no one ever explains separately birds and bees.”

“If you really want to help Charlie Sheen, give him a cure for Charlie Sheen.”