“There’s never enough p”

“What happened to your what happened?”

“You can’t break adults. It’s way harder because they’ve got muscles and pubes. Have you ever tried to break an adult? It’s difficult.”

“I am allowed to go outside of an elementary school and therapize myself. And you can’t stop me because there’s nothing wrong with that!”

“They say ‘THERAPY’ on the butt. Obviously they’re therapants.”

“Things that could come out of men in addition to poop. Because I’m trying to be helpful. I want to prove that we’re not just full of shit.”

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