“Crushed Oregano De Provence greetings to you”

“Where are you trying to confuse me with now, here?”

“Turds streaming down their faces!”

“Maybe spend a little less time teasing your bangs and learning how to juggle, and a little bit more time observing the odds. If this is going to be your job, why not be good at it?”

“I get a little hot and bothered when I’m covered in turds”

“How many todds could a Chuck Todd chuck if a Chuck Todd could chuck todds”

“It’s like if dumb had dumb cancer and the doctor said ‘I’m sorry. It’s too dumb. We can’t operate on how dumb this is so… you go to sleep. We’re just gonna turn off the lights and party. Somewhere else.’”

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