143 Metaphorical Doctor

“Take a bottle of chill pills. You can’t overdose on them.”

“If laughing was pooping and there was a toilet that accepted that poop, that utility would have been overwhelmed at that moment.”

“I don’t think that trainwrecks should be described as creamy”

“Booferang: When your own buttfuckery comes back to buttfuck you”

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