“The best we can hope for from racists and idiots is that maybe in 150 years they’ll be really good at partying”

“Sir! You’re over-applying that nut-tan lotion. At this point I have to arrest you.”

“What you don’t want a probe to do is get wider and deeper”

“Instead of wind blowing wood through stuff it’s just wood… blowing itself.”

You can share this epidude, bro