“It’s gonna be adorable and fragile”

“Get Jeff Stenograph in here to record these thoughts on his tape player”

“The man walks. The boy runs. The baby sprints.”

“What kind of idiot just wears one hat?”

“There’s a piece of cheese with some jam and ants on it… some ants jammed on it”

“Make that dust cloud – that ploom of spores – and then impregnate it with its own backwardness”

“A unicorn fart of nonexistence would appear and disappear in the instant that it never was”

“Things are corrupt until proven disprovable”

You can share this epidude, bro