“Punishingly ironic”

“The only facts I know about is the one coming in right now from the precedent of information, telling me that I am doing a good job.”

“They are foreign to me. They are foreign and I want them out of my country, these facts.”

“If your brain was constantly overheating and on fire and angry with thinking, you know, you might say some really dumb things too, all the time.”

“Well I feel informed. I hope everyone feels as informed as me.”

“You come downstairs with your shotgun, you see a guy dressed in all white, he’s either a painter who’s gotten lost or he’s a reverse burglar.”

“Brah out brah. Got my go-bra, my bro-brah, and my brah, bro.”