Monthly Archives: June 2016

“A crabby tuft on Bigfoot’s face”

“I do not put those on like Iron Man – as my strong suit”

“Damn knitters changing the color of the neighborhood

“I hold dinners and balls”

“There’s no laws against hitting your emotions”

“A golden mean spiral into retardation”

“Ladies’ nipples are hot and men’s hairy nipples are not”

“I have to doodies peepees”