Monthly Archives: April 2016

“I’m on a David Bowie-sized quarter roll”

“You’re so dumb that your body and your muscles are fighting against gravity to maintain any modicum of blood in your head and your feet sometimes lose all blood and so you are able to shoot yourself in the foot conversationally: Dumbabetes.”

“Pluto is tired of our mixed signals; both television broadcast and emotional connections to its existence.”

“I’m confident that’s based in science and facts. Free-based.”

“Loose Stools n Such: Shit Your Ass Down”

“Crystal Meth Clear”

“The only reason I get up out of bed is to be unreasonable”

“I’m not sure how I could be sure of anything… since I am a lie.”