Monthly Archives: February 2016

“What did you just sentence to me?”

“Leapfrog’s gotta be gone. It makes people without legs feel guilty. For being gay.”

“Bryan Cranston might be a shaved chimpanzee”

“Cameras pointed at empty chairs and deviled eggs”

“My to-do list is to make a to-do list and I’m going to cross that off and go to sleep.”

“If you really want to help Charlie Sheen, give him a cure for Charlie Sheen.”

“We turned wolves into pugs and bullshits”

“I feel exquisitely blessed and fabulous”

“My shit is a has-been for sure”