Monthly Archives: February 2016
“What did you just sentence to me?”
“Leapfrog’s gotta be gone. It makes people without legs feel guilty. For being gay.”
“Bryan Cranston might be a shaved chimpanzee”
“Cameras pointed at empty chairs and deviled eggs”
“My to-do list is to make a to-do list and I’m going to cross that off and go to sleep.”
“If you really want to help Charlie Sheen, give him a cure for Charlie Sheen.”
“We turned wolves into pugs and bullshits”
“I feel exquisitely blessed and fabulous”
“My shit is a has-been for sure”