Monthly Archives: January 2016
“Despotic leaders litter human history. It’s mostly what we have – is people being dickbags in office.”
“If you ever eat a banana that’s especially large, it’s a little bit emasculating.”
“From a dog whistle to a whale fart, and everything in between”
“A lot of small splashes and neanderthals falling at the end of round 2”
“If you look in the back room there’s a bunch of komodo dragons licking enormous paper mache scrotums.”
“Yeah I just tore right out of mom. Almost killed us both. It was hilarious.”
“I feel like I’m not running for president but, then again, I’m not running for president.”