037 Your muscles and your sexuality both have to be confused

“You don’t have Alzheimer’s, it’s just more like your mind works as a conveyor and as you put things on it, they fall off the other end.”

“Turds! Why don’t you walk turds that shed and hand me that shovel.”

“Your muscles and your sexuality both have to be confused. That’s the only way to maximize your potential. Alright, I want you to pull down your pants and start running in circles. GO!”

“My great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, hold on I got a lot more because birds don’t live very long, great, great, great, great, great, great, grea-grea-grea-grea-grea-grea-grea-grea-grea-grea-grea-grea-great grandfather, two weeks ago, beat the shit out of that record.”

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