Monthly Archives: August 2015

“In a binary cat system there will always be a larger gravitational pull in one of the cats”

“How are you, Tedworth?” … “I’m jotally tacked!”

“I don’t know anything about Jews.” “I think they came from space. And then they built the pyramids.”

“That’s an impoitant pornt to ensaphize”

“This is time for swears. Like poopinanny!”

“Opportunity doesn’t always knock on a door. Sometimes it yells at a window.”