“The vertical mouse is the lizard mouse is the slap mouse”

“It’s like there’s a light at then end of the tunnel but someone’s playing peek-a-boo with it”

“All pinks and all yellows and greens can date. But that’s it. You’re off limits. You pinks can’t date purples. And blues, stay away from the greens. Date within your color. Not your race.”

“Mind writing is to writing as audiobooks are to reading so I have now written that down.”

“Take the information to the indigenous people – in this case, deer – and just teach them.”

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